A most Smelly post by Richard Stroganoff.
Do you know how your city has made it big? It's not the public transit or the mall, but it's typically found next to it. Every major city has one. Nestled quietly in a strip mall there is a building no normal person goes into. It's a Nerd's wretched hive of scum and villainy. Typically it's a trading card shop, or tabletop gaming store, or comic book shop. Sometimes it's a combination of all three. This isn't your trendy arcade/bar where more normal people go. It's where the basement dwelling reddit posting neckbeards get together to flex their "skills". My kind of people. It's the kind of place where there is a literal sign reminding people to wear deodorant. If you dare to go inside, you will inevitably find one of these merchandizers. They are normally stocked with full fat sodas and energy drinks. Usually bought from the local grocery store half a block away and marked up to a round number. Inevitably next to one of these shops is a teriyaki place with the exact same cooler. Charging the "Introvert" tax. If you ever see one of these shanty nerd hives with no weeb food nearby, that's an opportunity. You won't even have to set up a dining area. They always order to go. Probably a good thing otherwise you might have to also post a deodorant sign. They are gentle people, unless you put a deck of magic cards in their hands. Just don't mention anything about World War II unless you want to hear a two hour rant that starts with "Uhm Actually...". Chances are it won't even be correct anyways. You know what is correct? The price of $1,544 With Alteza discounts and rebates. You won't even have to listen to a rant about it. So come on down, roll the d20 and pass the strength check to pick one up or use your inspiration dice and call us for delivery details. I promise you won't activate our trap card.
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Atosa MCF8726GR Refrigerator Merchandiser
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8.3 cu Ft. Capacity
3 Shelves
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