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40’ x 50’ Green Tarp – "The Neighborhood Secret" - $150 (Olalla)
size / dimensions:
40ftx50ft
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Did you accidentally adopt a 60-foot mythical creature? HOA breathing down your neck about the fire-breathing guest in your driveway? I have the solution.
This 40x50 Green Tarp is huge enough to hide a dragon’s tail, a medium-sized yacht, or all the mistakes you made at the garden center this spring. At 51.9 lbs, it’s got enough heft to keep the wind from exposing your secrets, but it won’t break your back to deploy it.
Perfect for:
Hiding a dragon (results may vary).
Covering a massive woodpile so it actually stays dry.
Creating the world's largest slip-and-slide (please film this).
The Deal:
Lowes and Tractor Supply want nearly $300 to ship this beast to your door. Save yourself the delivery fee and the headache. $150 CASH. PICKUP ONLY. (Dragon not included, mostly because he refuses to move).
Note: Photo is AI-generated for illustrative use only. Actual shade may be slightly different in person.