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*Sale Pending* 1967 Chrysler Newport Custom - $5,500 (Kingston)
1967
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Are you tired of being the "sensible" one? Are you ready to pull into the driveway in something that says, "I have a 25-gallon fuel tank and a complete disregard for parallel parking"?
Presenting the 1967 Chrysler Newport Custom. It’s not just a car; it’s nineteen feet of Detroit-poured confidence.
The Stats (The "Bragging Rights")
• The Heart: A 383 V8 that sounds like a thunderstorm in a tuxedo.
• The Shifting: Smooth-as-butter automatic transmission. No gears to grind, just vibes to catch.
• The Stopping: Rare factory disc brakes. It stops significantly better than a boat of this size has any right to.
• The Soundtrack: The original AM radio still functions. Perfect for listening to baseball games, static, or the distant echoes of the 1960s.
The "Family Reunion" Factor
We’ve all been there. You show up to Christmas in a beige crossover and your father sighs. Your mother asks if you’ve "settled down."
No more. Rolling up in this pillarless 4-door hardtop—gliding silently on its 87,000 original miles—will finally give your family something to talk about besides your "career path." Your disappointed relatives won't know whether to stage an intervention or ask for a ride to the liquor store. Either way, you’ve won.
The Aesthetic: "Authentic Patina"
This car isn't "faded"; it’s chronologically distinguished. It wears a unique patina that tells a story of decades spent being the coolest thing on the block. It’s the "rugged, silver-fox" look of the automotive world. You can’t buy this kind of street cred at a body shop—it takes 57 years of sunshine and swagger to achieve this glow.
Why you need it:
• Everything Works: Lights, wipers, heater—it’s all there and accounted for. Except for the Air Conditioner, its lost all its refrigerant over the years but the system is complete.
• Driveability: It runs and drives great. It moves along with a humble authority.
• Space: The trunk is large enough to host a small wedding or hide your poor life decisions.
Price: $5500
Serious inquiries only. If you ask if it gets good gas mileage, we both know you aren't ready for this level of greatness.