Please do not respond to this ad if you have children under 18 years-old, thank you. I am not looking to travel to your place. I am a homebody and I like to most of the time be in the comfort of my own home. I am looking for a woman that is willing to travel to my apartment for cuddling, oral pleasure, kissing and good intelligent conversation. If you live alone I would be open to coming to your place in the future. However, if you have any roommates this will be out of the question. Also very important. Very soon after we meet and possibly before oral sex happens, I would like mutual STD testing. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE your time responding to this ad if you are not open to coming to my place on the first meeting and possibly engaging in cuddling, kissing and mutual oral sex.
Note. All pictures are from 2003 except the picture of me holding the laptop is from January 2009.
You can reach me on yahoo at any time . my screen name is: ilovebigbeautifulwomen
The special friendship I speak of involves plenty of cuddling, oral sex, kissing and doing these things all through the night. This special friendship should be monogamous yet not serious at first. This means I want to be friends with benefits leading into a long-term relationship. However, I want to have sexual and physical relations exclusively so that this can lead to feelings and emotions that will naturally evolve into a longer term commitment and protect both of us from casual sex and the sexually transmitted diseases connected to casual sex encounters.
Are you hungry for fun, excitement and sensual gratification? Do you crave companionship, understanding and romance? If so, your search may be over. As I can fulfill these expectations and a whole lot more! I am honest. I am very sincere, understanding, affectionate and romantic. I am an excellent communicator and a great listener. I am emotive to all a woman's needs, desires and feelings. I enjoy pleasing a woman physically, emotionally and mentally. It pleases me just to see a woman pleased. The things women say they admire about me the most are: my sweetness, charming personality, sensuous kisses and affectionate cuddling. If you are truly looking for many evenings of elegance and quality time or just need to be held or listened to. Then I'm the man for you. I know how to please women very well. I have been told by many women that I have the ability to completely satisfy a woman physically. I have a natural sense of humor. I have never met a woman that I couldn't make laugh. Women love a man that can make them laugh and satisfy them physically. Most importantly bring them joy and happiness, taking away loneliness and unhappiness. At 6'6" I have the natural ability to make a woman feel secure and safe.
So why Craigslist? You can mention requirements and deal-breakers immediately and up front on the impersonal internet, to kind of "filter" out people who you wouldn't be interested in. You can imagine (and have probably experienced) being at the bar, party, or club, talking to someone who seemed amazing and you had great chemistry with for most of the night, only to find out that they smoke or that there is some other arbitrary deal-breaker. Writing this also allows me to really put an honest and genuine account of myself out there with a confidence and openness I simply don't have around perfect strangers.
You could say that I am attempting to stack the deck in my (our?) favor ;)
I am looking for someone who is smart as a whip, loves to laugh, has a bit of sass, and is an entirely genuine person. She has ambition and a nigh-unshakably positive outlook on life. She is thoughtful, honest, and fiercely loyal to those she cares about. She isn't afraid to speak her mind or her heart, and is comfortable with her feelings and talking about them. She is a best friend, followed by whatever else. When in love, she has a sense of spontaneity, inspiration and enthusiasm. She looks to the long term, making healthy choices for herself in all aspects of life, but can also lose herself in the moment when the time is right. She has a strong sexuality, but wants and needs friendship and an emotional connection with her partner. She is affectionate, caring, and enjoys being with those close to her, but she appreciates and respects that everyone needs a little space now and then to be their own person. She is passionate and driven, but does not let her ambition damage the other important things in her life and throw it out of balance. She is empathetic, compassionate, and socially conscious. She is respectful of others, but has a healthy skepticism. Simple things make her happy, but she has great depth to her thoughts and feelings. She is someone who will not be intimidated by my genuine nature, my own depth and intensity, and my enthusiasm, because she is a similar sort of person.
She enjoys and is comfortable with her femininity, but is not afraid to get her hands dirty or play rough. She is socially graceful (or adorably awkward) and friendly, but embraces, indulges, and is unashamed of what many would consider to be the "nerdy" or "geeky" side of her personality. She notices and appreciates chivalry but doesn't put much credit in traditional gender roles. She is a person who feels a connection with those around her, and perhaps is even a little spiritual, but has a healthy contempt for organized religion and dogma. She does not smoke, do drugs (herb may be alright if you are otherwise fantastic and use it sparingly...), or drink in excess and has no infectious diseases. Physically, she is 5'6" or shorter, with a build that is either athletic, height-weight proportional, or healthily slim. She is active and loves to go on little adventures, but knows how to relax and recharge. She does not feel compelled to wear a ton of makeup as she has a natural beauty--one that no consumer product can grant, but instead can only humbly attempt to accentuate. She dreams of traveling the globe with her partner and visiting other countries and cultures, but also of relaxing at home, cuddling in pajamas while reading a good book on a rainy day--experiencing that perfect closeness, comfort, and trust. She is an uncompromisingly good person who makes the world around her a better and brighter place.
If you are a singularly rare and incredible person, write me and include a picture or two!
- Travel (international and domestic)
- Music (going to live shows)
- Dining and going out
- Sports (viewing and playing)
- Staying Active (Snowboarding, Biking, - working out)
- The Arts
- The outdoors
Oh and I've got a great job, a good sense of humor, yada yada yada...
Me, Im the geeky cool guy that helps you move. I work a high tech job, typical 9-5 with some on-call
Also why I dont meet many women, working and hobbies, so trying Craigslist. :)
I am a geek. I play warhammer, I play video games, I understand some computer lingo, and I love to talk about nerdy things. But remember, a geek does not have a social life. I do, thus I am not a geek. I hang out with my friends, I go to parties, I study, I drive, I act like a normal person.
Here I am...wondering how I can make this posting pop!. It is kinda had. The only thing I can think of is to illuminate how good I am at things or how I treat girls with respect. ONe of my friends, when I was first texting her thought I had been in about six relationships because I was so nice and I did not ask for sex. I don't ask for sex. I may be slow on things. But I was raised with a single mom and she told me how to treat a girl. I think the most important lesson she taught me was to leave the toilet seat down. :P Yep. So I think that is a plus on my side.
If you have somewhat of a stomach, that will get you some brownie points in my book. :) If you are younger then me, also shorter then me would be good. I am 5'8". But you can be taller...but not much taller. Please do not smoke or drink. Drinking socially is okay. I am not 420 friendly. Please have a plan for your life. That would also help.
So...in trying to think of how to make this post somewhat original, I have added a little survey...you do not have to answer it, but you can if you want.
Favorite Color:
Favorite word:
Favorite book:
Five things you can grab right now:
How many contacts do you have on your phone:
Do you know what a Space Marine is:
Do you have any nick names:
I know the survey is not long, but it is somethign else to reply with besides just text. I am looking forward to hearing from you.
She's got eyes that cut you like a
knife and
lips that taste like sweet red wine
And pretty legs go to heaven every time
She got a gentle way that puts me at ease
When she walks in the room I can hardly breathe
Got a devastating smile knock a grown man to his knees
She's got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I wanted to say to a woman
but couldn't find the words to say
She's got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Because every time I try and tell her how I feel
it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is
You know I've never been the type that would ever want to
stay
Bring 'em home at night and they're gone the next day
But that all changed when she walked into my life
People ask me what it is
I tell them I don't know
Just something about the woman makes my heart go haywire
She's gonna be my wife
She's got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I wanted to say to a woman
but couldn't find the words to say
She's got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Because every time I try and tell her how I feel
it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is
When she loves me
Girl that's how I feel
When she loves me I'm on top of the world
Because when she loves me I can live forever
When she loves me I am untouchable
She's got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I wanted to say to a woman
but couldn't find the words to say
She's got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Because every time I try and tell her how I feel
it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is
I am divorced, white bread, 5'11", 195lbs, athletic. Looking for food and fun.
Can you double fist knife and a glass of wine while dicing. :-)
Are you single and looking for an evening of food and romance? Nothing serious.
Cute, skinny? HWP? HWPish?
About my date:
she should not smoke (at least not as a habit)
she should have a mind of her own and have no problem making decisions
she should enjoy other things in life besides sitting on the couch and watching TV
she should have goals and plans
she should be at least reasonably attractive
she should be able to think of at least three things she would like to do on a Friday or Saturday night
Well that's it for now. If you have questions ask. Until then, bye bye.
A bit about me;
5'9 145 work out daily.
Have a good job,house, car, all bills current.
I'm honest, loyal, not much for romance but if I do. Then I do it big.
Love the outdoors. I leave to go hunting about a month out of the year.
Camping, hiking, quads. If I'm outside I'm happy.
And last but not least my twins, I have them full time. And there's absolutely no drama from there mother.
It's a risk, opening an open dialogue with the cohorts of Craigslist by talking about sexual preferences. Some might reasonably think, “Oh, how nice, I can be a sex object for some guy with a fat fetish. Yes siree, there's a classy guy to spend my days with.” And with that they would click away from my ad, never to appear again! My loss? Their loss? The world may never know...
As much as to attract that rare but treasured fat person who is happy with herself, I offer my eccentric sortie as an example of something that people often say without justification, which is: I am not a typical person. I may not be your kind of person, but I am definitely outside that plane of traditional Craigslist fare...you know, those insipid ads where people write in bad English about how fun and sarcastic they are, and how they absolutely love relaxing on the beach or hiking in the forest. Maybe they'll throw in a line about how much they enjoy hanging out with their friends. Golly! You think?
I don't mean to deride anyone's search for love. Everyone will seek it out in their own way, to their own ability. But neither will I lie. Most of those people are not for me. They don't interest me. They're dull, predictable, too shallow. I'm looking for a gal made of spicier stuff, a kindred denizen on this pale blue dot who thinks, and asks, and loves, and aspires. I'd like to invite a mate into my life with all the unsullied ambitions of an educated creature living in modern times, who respects herself enough to allow herself to express herself, freely and boldly. I'd like to invite, into my cozy little castle in the sky, someone who nourishes that spark of life within her and refuses to settle into old age of the mind or indifference of the will. People are born to have strong opinions and passionate intensity, born to carve out their slender slice of empire on the Earth where they will pursue...well!...whatever it is they want to pursue, from baking to balalaikaing. Heh. People who retain such a drive are very attractive to me.
I would have a relationship of equals. Such a thought probably did not leap out at you when I wrote of how I would delight to find you reclining in your underwear one lazy afternoon, eating good food. The truth of it, nevertheless, is that I'd never tell you how to live. I can only appeal to those who already, themselves, want to be the kind of people who I would desire for my partner. I don't want you to be the boss of me, and I don't want to be the boss of you, because respect means a lot to me in a relationship. It is the foundation of honesty, and trust. We're adults. We can and should be responsible, self-determining individuals. We have two distinct lives between us, and bringing our lives together as mates could never change that. I am forever baffled by people who, in seeking to be dominant or submissive in a relationship, demonstrate that the relationship they crave is that of parent and child, not captain and captain. As a captain myself, in principle if not commission, I seek a fellow, full-figured captain, that our ships might voyage vivaciously together, to fathoms unknown.
Lest this become too ethereal or abstract a monologue...allow me to present my Concrete List of Demands: You Must be between 23 and 32 years old, a nonsmoker, drug and disease free, not religious, childless, but willing to consider children someday, never married, not currently in a relationship, happy with your body and confident of mind, not a right-winger, and not tied to your job to the point where you have no energy left for a strong personal life. You would Preferably be tall, pear-shaped, have no dogs (except for huskies and retrievers), and be living in Seattle itself with ready access to Capitol Hill. Lastly, some Completely Optional Bonuses would include red hair, green eyes, pale skin, left-handedness, tattoos, a geek streak, and some kind of passion in music, writing, or drawing. (Trivia: I think humanity's greatest invention, ever, is the symphony orchestra.)
As for myself: I'm 27, with brown hair, including a goatee. I'm hairy in general; I have to shave every couple days or I turn into a caveman. (I'm a caveman today.) I have blue eyes with fiery rings in the middle. I'm 5'10. I weigh 170, and I have a belly, but otherwise I look average for my weight. I live on Capitol Hill, by myself, in an apartment with a great view of the city. Everyone has their fuel in life; mine is a good view. I do not have a car; instead I walk or bus or Zip when I need to. I'm a very introverted person, both by nature and by style. I just don't like huge groups or clubbing or cheap parties, most of the time. (There are always exceptions!) I'm not rich. In fact I just lost my main contract and I'm currently making do with less than half of a livable income, so money is tight for me right now. I have no diseases, and I don't smoke or do drugs. I'm not in a relationship. I am remarkably well-composed emotionally.
I'm a sweet-natured person. There's no way for you to tell that here, online, but in the flesh it's obvious. Oh, sure, I can be brusque and fierce and all that, when I need to, and part of me enjoys that, but at heart I'm a softie. I love the world and my chance to live in it. In the same vein, I don't like sarcastic relationships and I don't like to surround myself with acerbic, sarcastic people. Sarcasm is great; I use it myself; but my experience has been that, often, people who broadcast their excessive sarcasm are damaged goods. I wouldn't be able to fall in love with someone who has become sardonic. I love the world—despite all its problems—and I'd like somebody with whom to share my optimism and my appreciation. Better to be playful and happy, even in the face of stress and setbacks, than to be a bitter husk.
I'm not really big on exercise, although I do enjoy bicycling and backpacking, and city walking, when the muse strikes me. More often, though, I like to grocery shop, cook, and eat. I plan to gain some weight myself in the years ahead. Other than my intense attraction for pear-shaped fat women and an occasional obsessive-compulsive moment, I am remarkably unremarkable in terms of major quirks. I don't suffer from depression or other disorders. I'm profoundly self-aware and reasonably self-determining. I like cards, chess, coffee, and people-watching. I love Hayao Miyazaki's films, and I admire Captain Picard. (He's a captain, you know!)
I'm looking for a mate—a soulmate—and not a short-term fling. I want, in you, only that which I am willing to offer of myself to you. That's how love should be. And, yep, that means I'd sit around in my underwear too, if you liked. (I know, I know...such a sacrifice!)
I'm attracted to an intelligent wit, stimulating personality and a pleasant smile. Someone who knows balance and isn't afraid to use it. Witty, with a touch of sarcasm. Can dish it AND take it. Loves a good debate. I'm a good snuggler, soccer playin, pet friendly........ have great life experience and family.
Would love to chat and see if we inspire each other and hopefully something wonderful will blossom.
I'm also a hard working, self-motivated individual who is very responsible,outgoing, and have a great sense of humor, love the outdoors and working out. I live in Everett and own my own house.
I guess you could say I'm old fashion when it comes to women. I was raised with P&Q's so if politeness bugs you I'm the wrong guy, I treat woman with respect and dignity!. I'm looking for someone who likes the outdoors, someone that is ATTRACTIVE and that takes care of themselves. I would really just like to find someone that has there shit together and is mature. Someone that knows what they want out of life.. as having goals, ambition, and drive to succeed in life! I have had a problem my hole life with being told I wear my heart on my sleeve... I would really just like to find someone that can appreciate the nice little and big things that I do for the ones that I love and care about! There's soooo much more to me and what I hope to find... Did I mention intelligent, witty, spontaneous, outgoing, trustworthy, trusting, not materialistic and can hold a decent conversation is also very important.
Please put the word "good" in your title if you'd like to respond so I know your not spam. Thank you for looking and good luck with your search!
Favorite quote:
"Why not go out on a limb, that's where the fruit is."
So here it is. the whole reason I'm posting on here is jus so I can meet some new people. I'm not looking for one night stands or anything like that, I mean if that happens okay it would be okay I guess since It's been a while since I've got "Lucky" but that's not my motive. I Just want to meet a cool girl that wants to hang out and get to know eachother and see where things go from there. I've always got along with girls better anyways. but yeah that's it in a nut shell. I do have a life so you don't have to worry about me bugging you all the time and I am an adult and if we talk or hang out and you don't want to hear from me anymore then okay I can handle that no prob.
The reason why I didn't post a pic is because there are alot of weirdos out there and I don't want my face on CL for the whole word to see. I mean someone I know might see me on here and I don't want that. I will tell you this though I'm very good looking. I've got blondish brownish hair I stand like 5 9 or summin like that I weigh 150 I have a very athletic body due to my active nature beautiful Blue eyes and great dress style.
so if your into
Snowboardin/Sking
Drinking/barhoping
Beachtrips
Dancing
cooking
movies
music
and jus plane having fun
Sounds great huh? I thought it was. Oh, and lets answer one question right off the bat. And thats why would I spend money on a rental? Well, it's my philosophy that I want to rent to nice people that will keep a place nice, and it was a small place and I wanted to make the most of the rent I could charge. It turns out that I have been mostly able to rent to nice people, and my places do stay nice. Back to the story.
So, I rented the palce to a nice guy. Single, good job, I won't go into detail as he still lives there. One day about 6 months after he moved in my renter was dropping off the rent and I asked how everything was - and he told me the following story.
He said: I had been on a couple of dates with this girl, and on the third date, we decided to come back to my place to watch a movie, and when we got there I went to the kitchen to open a bottle of wine, and she excused herself to the bathroom. After about a minute she poked her head out of the bathroom door and said: "Hey... Forget the movie, bring the wine in here"
Now I'll boil this story down to it's essence for you... when a woman you have never slept with decides to have sex with you for the first time >>in your bathroom<<... I, as the creator of that space, have done something right.
I'll also tell you that 6 months later she moved in with him. I feel pretty good about the bathroom that I created.
So, if you'd like to hang out with someone that has done at least one thing right in thier life... get ahold of me.
I'm 6-2 215lbs blue eyes, long dark blonde hair, pics are available. Please be not medically obese, and interested in meeting in the real world.
I am ideally looking to start a relationship that will grow into a full time. 24/7 Dom/sub relationship. This more mental than anything. I want a girl who is obedient, and craves to please. When you respond, please include your age, location, a pic( I know CL sometimes says they are too big) and we will chat. Put "your sub" in the headline
I already walked my 20‘s, so, no attitude, immaturity or games, AT ALL…I love to bring flowers, open the door for you, and some other things that old school’s gentlemen do, when you less expect … I am a MAN, and I feel proud of my sexuality, education, heritage and lifestyle; I am stable , confident about myself and open to the world; I like to bring new things to any relationship and stay open to new things in return; educated under old school’s rules, back in my country, _ _ _ _?, in the Caribbean. Yes, I am bilingual, and yes, I have accent. Not comfortable with it?, move on…
I like to pamper my partner, delight that person, so I devote my time and energies 100% to it. I offer love and consideration; very active sexually, may I say, if you don’t feel 120 % comfortable in an intimate and very close and active relationship, DO NOT REPLY! I appreciate beauty in different ways, so you don’t have to be a model, and I tend to like women my age or older. (Sorry, I just don’t think a 25 year old girl in this country is mature enough, but I am willing to give you a chance).
I am not looking for a relationship TODAY. Time will unfold everything…Friend first, for as long as we decide or feel it. If we connect in the very first date, ok; if not, ok. If we fall in love from the very first time we see each other, and stars start falling from the sky, beautiful; if not, you may get a friend for the rest of your life. No rush, no pressure. I would love to find people that, first of all, know how to handle a real friendship, no freaks about moral or values, a real person, ROMANTIC, self confident, NO GAMES…
PS: I don’t play pool, any games or go out to get drunk with friends. No texts buddies, e-mail buddies, NO free websites access, NO paid web sites, NO Match.com, NO quemistry.com, NO My butt.com, NO free sex.com, NO paid sex, or any of that crap!!!!
I am real and will send a picture to those intelligent, witty, smart written responses.
If your answer to all of these is yes, then we may be a match and I’d love to hear from you and see your photo. (I know that’s a lot of things to match, but experience has told me these are all important to me, so better not to waste each other’s time)
Perhaps we can further get to know one another over cocktails tonight?
If we aren’t a match, I truly wish you the best of luck finding the perfect man for you!
I am divorced, 58 years old, 5'8", 140 pounds - so I am very lean and fit, aging athletically, attractive esthetically, ultra clean - nothing sweeter than the smell of soap and water, into a deep and sincere friendship with a lean and fit beauty hungry to submit. I'll enjoy you well. And find real romance expressed in kink that never ends. I would so love to find a long term relationship/marriage celebrating all and this secret truth.
You know who you are. These words (no pictures) stir a truth - perhaps never fully expressed in your life. You may be twenty-five, you may be fifty. Introduce yourself to me like you mean it. I mean every word that you have just read. Please give me the same. No sincerity - do not bother.
I look forward to your respectful introduction in words and photos (small JPG files will go through). I'll write everyone who writes and shares with sincerity and photos - and be truthful about my interest.
By the way...if you bot post be or send me to a site to see your pictures that isn't myspace or facebook...I'll just add you to my growing list of spam.
While I love intimacy and closeness Im ALSO a pretty free spirit walking around in my own little wonderland at the same time.
what does this mean?
yes Im looking for a relationship...
yes more than likely exclusive...
no I dont want a clingy gotta see ya everyday kinda of deal.
I just want us to relax and let things go where they may.. no forcing it, no crazy expectations I want simply to enjoy YOU and the moments as they come.
Im looking for a connection,chemistry and compatability. (arent we all?)
not willing to settle for less.(neither should you)
I want to have that happy thought of looking forward to seeing someone special , hanging out together maybe exploring the countryside, the city?, the beach? the backyard? lol
I love to play in the dirt too....(gardening)
me 5'10" nonsmoker drug free
kids are grown..
just lookin for a nice woman to spend time with .we will see what happens from there.
